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Joke of the Day

"You excited to watch the Super Bowl? ""Ya, but only cuz the commercials."" [sounds of man being beaten to death with bowl of chips and dip]"

"What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon."

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"everybody gets their 15 minutes of fame - so here's my first original joke! why is it impossible to surprise a snowman? .. he has ice in the back of his head"

"If one ex was drowning and the other was dangling from a cliff-edge and you had one set of ropes to save them....where would you hide it?"

"Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed."

"I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real zombies."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""