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Joke of the Day

"I run sentences together on purpose so you don't get a chance to pause and change your mind about reading whatever it is I'm not saying."

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"I'm such an introvert. #Introvert #Introverted #TeamIntroverted #Shy #SoShy #2Shy #2Shy2Talk2You #ShyBoy #Blushes #NoEyeContact #SoftTalker"
"What would you doooooooo? for a klondike bar?"
"God Plays Golf"
"Get Married... Then you'll never have to make a simple decision alone again."
"Jay-Z's wife took him and their kid to the ocean for a day trip It was a Bey, Bey's bae, & baby bay day."
"People ask me how I got a BMI of 21.2. I tell them, ""I just did the meth""."
"Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class."
"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."
"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."