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Joke of the Day
"2 peanuts are walking down the street One was asaulted"
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"I wanted to make a Zelda joke.. But I didn't wanna tri and force it. :D"
"My mate Dave drowned... For his funeral, we got a wreath in the shape of a life saver. It's what he would've wanted."
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"I ate 4 lunch ladies before someone explained that's not what they're for."
"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"