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Joke of the Day
"The new Batman movie wasn't all that good I know 12 people that won't watch it again"
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"Blind Man A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair."
"*Fakes Phone Call* ""Yes a thousand doves please....well give me pigeons and i can paint them white"" (cups hand over phone) ""I plan weddings"""
"In high school, everyone called me the bus driver. Because I was the bus driver."
"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."
"My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong."
"I pulled a muscle masturbating... I know, I know; you're not supposed to put the punchline in the title."
"(Writing in food journal) me: for lunch I had sa......... trainer: (interrupting) salad. awesome. me: sake."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"