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Joke of the Day
"Hot singles in your area are tired of it all. Just so tired."
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"A terrorist Walks into a Pet store A terrorist walks into a pet store and shouts ""Run away you only have 10 seconds before I blow this place up!"" ""You Bastard!"" The Turtle says"
"My guy hates waste, so we went to the store, picked out anniversary cards, exchanged them, read them, and put them back on the shelves."
"What's the similarity between video games and roulette? Very fun until it goes Russian."
"It hurts? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. It doesn't hurt? That's the body's way of showing you it's healing. - Doctors"
"In light of recent events... Killing 50 people isn't hard when they're all in the closet."
"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"
"Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless"
"Why I Un-Installed League of Legends. To pass my exams, What did you expect?"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. My dad used to tell me this all the time when I was little. Still makes me chuckle to this day."