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Joke of the Day
"Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving."
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"What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea? ""Your Seoul is mine!"""
"Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians? So he could say he listened to them when they were underground."
"""How did your grammar competition go?"" I losed"
"Sometimes I feel driving over Beliebers, but then I'm like, ""what is wrong with me??"" because I just got my car washed."
"Crossfit is the healthiest way to get rid of your friends."
"Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a ""gym."""
"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""
"I got my first ejaculation today... I did not see that comming..."
"When CNN says they're ""breaking news"" they are, in a sense, right."