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Joke of the Day
"It was recently discovered that Pluto is not actually a dog."
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"Meek Mill's response"
"What are facts about canines we must believe? Dogma"
"How do bored cows sound like? Meh"
"Facial hair problems I have trouble growing facial hair, so I decided to get married so that I finally know what it's like to have a beard."
"Trying to make a password Me: beefstew Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff"
"My computer blew up in front of my face. I still can't process why that happened."
"Two elderly couple who have Alzheimers just finished having sex Male : Was it good? Female : I can't remember Male : Who are you? Sorry for the formatting sent this via my phone"
"Have you heard the new hipster joke? No? I just got it on vinyl"
"Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. Thanks daylight savings"