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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chickens cross the road? Because they were Turkish."
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"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."
"[NSFW] Did I ever tell you guys about my idea for a line of sex toys marketed towards sleazy women? I'm calling it ""Toys for Thots."""
"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome"
"I wonder if my potential boyfriend is hiding at the bottom of this ice cream tub."
"What does a communist cat say Mao"
"Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia? He was snowed-in."
"What's brown and sticky? (wait! There's more...) What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's brown, sticky and Yiddish? A schtick."
"Rejected names for lumberjacks: -Woodroberts -Treedaves -Logjeffs -Forestbills -Timberjims"
"*cute person sends me a selfie* *tries 897285623895 times to take a cute selfie to send back to them*"