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Joke of the Day
"Hey people that twitter says are ""similar to me"", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!"
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"What do you call trees that grow in Tobago? Tobogany."
"Do you know what the difference between pink and purple is? Your grip."
"what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito"
"What is the difference between most of these jokes on this sub and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."
"*sits down in a classy as hell bar* ""barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn..."" *lowers shades* ""$200 every 4 months"""
"*At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here."
"Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate? Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)"
"I look forward to using the phrase ""I'm gonna fuck you til you're pregnant!"" in bed when we decide to have kids."
"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"