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Joke of the Day

"How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction? There both just honestly happy to finish"

"Why do black people wear flares? because their knee grows"

"I'm really bad at understanding some common phrases and vice versa."

"I love the smell of moth balls, but I find it difficult to spread their tiny little legs."

"Why did the lion get lost? Cos jungle is massive."

"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."

"I thought I saw an original joke today Turns out I just misreddit"

"Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman."

"What did the hot dogs name their child? Frank"

"Someone asked me why all of my Instagram photos look so funny. It must be my Selfie Shtick."