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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu? Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?"

"When I was 15 my dad bought me my first pack of condoms When they expired 5 years later he bought me my second."

"Why do SJWs like cancer? Because it doesn't discriminate."

"I read an article saying that if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank God, I only drink every night."

"I found out today why my father never came home from the store.. The store had a no-return policy"

"I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty."

"I think it's really strange how some people talk to their animals, give them personalities and make up voices for them. My dog, Steve, agrees with me."

"I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said ""Die, Decepticons! Die!"""

"TIL that there are over 1 million battered women in the US. And I've been eating mine plain! Who knew?"

"My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, so I invited All of her Friends over and made them clean the house."