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Joke of the Day

"NSFW Why is driving in the snow a lot like eating pussy? Because if you're not careful you might slide into the asshole in front of you"

"Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair."

"What do you call a black girl under age 30 named Sarah? Identity thief."

"What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow? E=MC U L8R"

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too! Hey Reddit! What is your favorite Mitch Hedburg joke?"

"Hot kraft singles in my pocket waiting to meet you."

"Inflation joke Due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 436 words. Thanks obama."

"Watch out for the bandit stealing and shredding newspapers. It's breaking news."

"Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine"

"Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened."