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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth."
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"What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The Nude Eel."
"The programmer to his son: ""Here I brought you a new basketball."" ""Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"""
"In what month are Rabbis dishonest? Jew-lie"
"I like my Friday nights like I like my jeans high-wasted."
"[job interview] How would you improve our business? ""Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."""
"I like my women like I like my music collection... Large, dark, illegal and mostly unlistened to."
"Guys love legs. Women, if you can grow more legs that would be a major turn on"
"A man walks up to a woman sitting alone... ...He ask her ""Did you fall from heaven?"" She begins to blush and giggle and replies with a smirk ""Maybe.. Why?"" ""Because you look *really* fucked up."""
"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"