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Joke of the Day

"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"

"How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box"

"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"

"A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting... I told her I have never met herbivore"

"A weasel walks into a bar And asks for a beer. The bartender says ""we can't serve alcohol to you."" ""I'll just take a pop"" goes the weasel."

"I just ate two French eggs... I think one is un oeuf"

"When you have kids, ""sleeping in"" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was."

"This Suicide Prevention message was brought to you in part by: **Nike** *""Just Do It""*"

"My wife said she wants another baby and if I play my cards right, I can be the father."

"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."