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Joke of the Day

"Saying ""guns don't kill people, bullets do"" is like saying ""I haven't raped anyone, but my dick has."""

"Why are there no mexican in the olympics? Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!"

"What's the best thing about fucking a transsexual? You can reach around the front and you think you went all the way through."

"You know, I love the ocean I think in a past life I was a semen"

"I really don't want to be a professional web developper Selling my <body> feels wrong."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"

"What do you call a time traveler who masturbated in the future? A blast from the past."

"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."

"Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true."

"What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers"