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Joke of the Day
"Can't believe I'm not invited to things I'd never go to."
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"Stop being racist to kettles."
"Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: I just wanted to see you. [4:07 am]"
"I NEED A JOKE! I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SUBJECT BUT I REALLY NEED A JOKE THAT INCLUDES -a farmers field -a pack of dogs -burning house -a hospital -set in the nighttime Thanks so much"
"Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey! I'm calling the shots."
"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a rectal thermometer and exclaims.... ""Some arsehole's got my pen!"""
"Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit.... You may contract lemonaids."
"Doctor: ""The CAT scan results are in and they have confirmed my suspicions."" Me: ""Okay, I'm ready."" Doctor: ""You're not a cat."""
"The biggest cause of paedophilia in the world today... ...sexy kids"