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Joke of the Day
"A PIECE OF ADVICE Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
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"Nothing like a left handshake to make me wonder why you're weird."
"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls? Test Tickles"
"Why Can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible. Also, he has Parkinson's disease."
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior? Glamurai"
"Im on the verge of starting my passion, a childrens sporting goods store Little Dicks"
"a 80s movie style montage of me trying on different condoms and my bros keep shaking their heads"
"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."