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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"After decorating the house, I spilled cheap vodka on some glitter and dirt I was sweeping up. Now, my house looks like Ke$ha."

"Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help."

"KFC now offering the Top Kill sandwich! Bacon. Cheese. Mud. Sandwiched between two oily chicken slabs served on a plate of shame"

"My sex life ."

"What famous band sleeps the least? Slipknot"

"Best Joke in League Of League? NA teams"

"shout out to the little girl at the zoo earlier who said ""when I grow up I want to be bamboo"""

"What's the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can ? His wife died."