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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst part about sex with children? Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume when you are finished."

"They say if you ever get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose which is easy cause imagine how composed you would be."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!"

"Why did the guitar player get arrested Because he fingered a minor"

"Cop : ""Lets Do a drug test"" Me: ""Cool, which drugs are we testing?"""

"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"

"What's all natural, well balanced, and comes in pints? An elephant sitting on your fence masturbating."

"What do you find at an end of the rainbow? Violet"

"You play the cards life deals you. They are Monopoly cards. You are a small pewter dog and you have won second prize in a beauty contest."

"I wish my lawn was emo... ...so it would cut itself"