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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst part about sex with children? Cleaning the blood out of the clown costume when you are finished."

"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""

"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"

"Why exactly did the teenage mutant ninja turtles need to wear masks? That shit doesn't fucking add up."

"So, you know how they put that magic hat on Frosty and it makes him talk? I wonder if there's one that works in reverse, but for children."

"A man walked into a bar... I ducked."

"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."

"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"

"I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it"

"What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus? Nailed it"