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Joke of the Day
"I took my first drug test today.. I only got 5 questions right."
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"Her phone display is brighter than her future."
"A homeless guy outside played the Braveheart theme on a recorder. Pretty awesome. Not as awesome as having a house, but still, AWESOME."
"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."
"What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play? a conundrum"
"(NSWF) Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny? He heard little boys pants were 50% off..."
"Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots"
"Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're ""expecting"""
"Chemists do tell jokes, but there's no reaction because all their people skills Argon. Omg, that's Sodium funny, right? Na? Okay."
"Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault."