201113

Joke of the Day

"What would happen if a rodent were to crawl into, and die in, a piece of equipment made by Dell? ... it would create a fell Dell smell."

"I hate when people say 'I died laughing', and don't die."

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team? Because she ran away from the ball!"

"What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around"

"Why doesn't Moses buy beer? He brews it."

"Me: Hey. Nice Honda. Him: It's an Acura. Me: All Asian cars look alike. Him: You're racist. Me: I bet your Toyota is good at math."

"Why do cops make good farmers? They're good at planting evidence."

"Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site."

"Conveniently, the sound from their early Saturday morning lawn mowers covers the noise of my sniper rifle."

"Why do comedians hate noble gasses? They give no reaction."