201113

Joke of the Day

"What would happen if a rodent were to crawl into, and die in, a piece of equipment made by Dell? ... it would create a fell Dell smell."

"Bi-Polar Bears usually attack without warning, then sob for hours while eating leftover walrus."

"Why you shouldn't have sexual intercourse with a citrus fruit.... You may contract lemonaids."

"My father told me that I should condition more and shampoo less I told him to stop getting in the shower with me"

"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

"When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home."

"I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts."

"Ghosts... I didn't believe in ghosts until this one night, it was like 3 am, and I decided to start believing in ghosts."

"Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend? Prose before hoes."

"George Bush repeatedly tries to crack a coconut on the side of a hot skillet ""Laura, I told you not to buy the god damn hairy eggs anymore"""