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Joke of the Day
"For a quiet ride, buckle the empty seatbelt beside a child and tell them not to wake up the ghost."
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"What does Donald Trump call his penis? Little Marco"
"I went to a casting for the lead role in a midget porn film. I didn't get the part, but I was told I made the short list."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There are too many reposts about both."
"""Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."""
"A week is five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do"
"Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? Asking for a fiend."
"Why do Jews hate seeing 10 dollar bills? Because they know they cant have them because HAMiltons aren't kosher Source: Me; a Jew"
"A very busty woman whispers to me ""I want you to tell me if these look real"" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing"
"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"