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Joke of the Day

"Boy: do u have any fantasies Me: ok.. so.. the library of alexandria is under siege& Im a librarian whos good at fighting& I save the books"

"Super Intelligent Student Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! and I'm going home now."

"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-think-he-saurus :) !! Lol What do you call a blind dinosaurs dog? A do-you-think-he-saurus-rex"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It will take a minute for me to get hard I just got laid by a chick"

"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."

"""I don't want no scrubs"" a doctor says before she violates, like, a TON of health codes"

"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."

"How does Moses make his coffee? HEBREWS it! (He brews it)"

"Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday"