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Joke of the Day

"Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus.. For sexual predators."

"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."

"I missed you with all my darts"

"Yay know, I'm no pedophile, but this childporn charge is some bullshit... Since when was it illegal search for euthanasia?"

"Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!"

"If you say ""no ifs, ands, or buts"", then get ready for a shitload of ""shoulds"", ""as well as"", and ""howevers""."

"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"

"What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet."

"Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!"

"Facebook should make an option, to block people from tagging me in videos/pictures that have nothing to do with me."