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Joke of the Day

"If gingers are pale because they have no soul... Does that explain why black people have so much soul?"

"How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter? Nate DS"

"2 words can open up many doors in your life. Push and Pull"

"me looking at old pictures: why? me looking at old hair cut: why? me looking at old clothes: why? me looking at old crush: why?"

"What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports? The Devil's advocado."

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"

"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""

"Why do spiders hate Area 51? It's a no-fly zone."

"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"

"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."