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Joke of the Day

"Let's face it, it's not the first time Germany's sent a bunch of blokes to the showers in tears."

"I want a pen pal! Like a pen I can really talk to."

"Why don't rabbits makes noise during sex? Because they have cotton balls."

"What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others? (Self) Semi retarded."

"There was an old man from Peru... whose limericks all end on line two."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't mistake them for feminists."

"If an entire garden was variegated... would it take longer to get in to?"

"Sucks the USA lost. Now we can't keep watching TV at work."

"Clickbait Got you."

"Selling a vacuum has to be nearly impossible. They all suck."