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Joke of the Day
"Let's face it, it's not the first time Germany's sent a bunch of blokes to the showers in tears."
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"Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator? It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels."
"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"
"How did the mathmatician become unconstipated? He worked it out with a pencil"
"""Oh, you're left handed?"" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show"
"According to my mate 3 genders exist. Female Male And mental illness"
"A man holding a large block of asphalt walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, ""A beer for me, and one for the road."""
"I told my GF I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing."
"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"
"How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks? Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans."