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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""
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"What does the nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."
"Dark humor is like kids with cancer... Never gets old"
"What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door? ""Don't look. I'm dressing."""
"Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called ""Humidity"" so that fans in Florida will be able to say ""It's not the Heat that's so bad it's the Humidity."""
"With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running. With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him."
"What Does A Subatomic Duck Say? QUARK!"
"Chicken Pot Pie My three favorite things."
"What is ""Paulie"" Pennino's favorite restaurant? Red Robin... Ya Bum"
"How can you tell if someone is ticklish? You use test tickles"