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Joke of the Day

"You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself That's your parents job."

"When I was 16, I thought I could slam and lock my bedroom door in the house my parents paid for. So they took my door. That's 80s parenting."

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

"What did 0 say to 8? hey, nice belt!"

"What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae"

"How does NASA organize a party? They planet."

"I heard a guy complaining how expensive his wedding is costing him. Boy, he is gonna be real pist when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost"

"Islamic Settlers of Catan Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood"

"Auto correct tries to change the word ""pussies"" to ""Aussies"".... Just saying."

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."