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Joke of the Day
"A girl walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a double entendre. Then he gave it to her."
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"[OC] I invented a word: plagiarism."
"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"
"Wife and I are having an argument: At what point do we tell the highway it's adopted?"
"That awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite drug? Cuckaine"
"Someone just named a commercial service ""KGB""? I would've gone with ""Abu Ghraib""."
"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."
"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"
"Lawyers Q:is it true you charge eache question 500 bucks? A:yes. what's the second question?"