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Joke of the Day

"(Grandpa joke) If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? Bagels. I'll be here all night, people!"

"The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry her"

"Norm Macdonald tells a good joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"

"My friend started a beer company named ""Dilla"" So I went to the store and bought a case a Dilla."

"What do you call a cold and angry cow? Brrrgrrr... What do you call an angry and cold baby? GrrrBrrr..."

"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""

"It's not about the sacrifices you have to make, it's about making sure your knife is sharp and they can't wiggle away."

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."

"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."