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Joke of the Day

"How often do I tell chemistry jokes? Periodically"

"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."

"Vladimir Putin's Anthem Q. What is Russia's current Anthem? A. ""Putin on the Blitz"""

"How did the Nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall."

"Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion."

"Secretly killing birds and making It look like a suicide - Windexter."

"The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians."

"What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? Dino-mate!"

"Would I miss my leg or my arm more? (me, lying in bed, deciding which to put outside the blanket for the monster under the bed to rip off)"

"I play a drinking game where i drink everytime i get an answer right on Jeopardy. Its a good way to stay sober."