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Joke of the Day

"I turned off Auto-Correct for the first time, and now my new girlfriend thinks she has a face that launched a 1000 shits."

"Who is the wealthiest shellfish in the sea? [x-post from r/underwaterjokes] It's Prawnold Trump!"

"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."

"There is an animal a dog is always trying to find. Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf .."

"Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny."

"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""

"Gay men tend to be very tongue-in-cheek."

"My dick may be short... ...but it sure is skinny."

"What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess"

"What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !"