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Joke of the Day

"Whats the name of the band with the most hits? the hitlers!"

"Sometimes I like to leave seafood restaurants clutching my stomach and whisper ""Don't order the fish,"" to people waiting for tables."

"What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !"

"What sound does a frog make while jacking off? Rubbit Rubbit"

"How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke? Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it."

"I went to the zoo last week and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"How to catch a polar bear Cut a hole in the ice. Surround the hole with frozen peas. When the bear walks up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!"

"People keep saying drugs are dangerous, I abused lots of drugs and I'm fine. It's only the people watching me through power sockets that are annoying."

"Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall."

"Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. That's how that works, right?"