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Joke of the Day
"I think I have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... It runs in my jeans."
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"Every time I hear someone say ""The Lord works in mysterious ways,"" I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot."
"I was about to be given a yellow card for punching another player in the face, but then the ref noticed I was an amputee. No arm, no foul."
"What has four legs and yells ""Hodi doh, hodi doh?"" Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."
"I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper."
"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."
"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."
"What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess? Cheers, mate."
"r/politics That is all."
"What goes into something hot hard and covered in plastic and comes out soft and wet A frozen pizza with its wrapper left on"