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Joke of the Day
"I think I have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... It runs in my jeans."
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"What type of punch hurts kids the most? A sandy hook"
"On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish. I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard plaice."
"why does reddit love cats so much? because they give zero fucks"
"Husband-Y r there torn condoms lying on sofa? Wife-What? Where? Wife goes 2 find them & comes back angrily saying-Will you stop calling our children ""Torn condoms""?"
"What's the difference between a soy bean and a chick pea? I've never had a soy bean all over my face."
"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"
"Why do NBA players like poultry? Because they love to slam duck!"
"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."
"I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately... because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."