194687

Joke of the Day

"What does the Interstellar soundtrack and a porno film have in common? Swelling organs."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."

"So then, the rhino looked at the elephant and said ""What about the weasel?"" That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win."

"A lawyer contracts a cold for two hours. What does he have? A brief case."

"I don't stereotype.... I type with one hand."

"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the one on the right could drive for a change."

"My friend said I should move to Alaska... ..He said it's pretty cool there."

"[sitting in doctor's office] It's bad news. You have a rare case of contagious memory loss. ""What do you mean?"" I can't remember."

"If you love a woman, you shouldn't be ashamed to show her to your wife."

"I went swimming in the Black Sea It stole my trunks."