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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jew say when he evaded the Nazi officers? Auschwitz! That was close!"
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"There's a German shepherd next door who keeps burying under my fence and shitting in the flower bed His dog is just as bad"
"If your key ring is full of keychains with clever sayings, plus a stick filled with glittery water, I know you had a baby in high school."
"Whats an electrical engineers fave sex position? The super position"
"Looks like someone spent more time at the gym than in English class..."
"My ex just sent me a photo of her having sex with her new boyfriend. I sent it to her Dad"
"The only thing worse than Friday the 13th, is Monday the 13th"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews? Harry Potter came out of the chamber alive."
"I'm terrible at telling jokes... I always punch up the fuck lines"
"The Ouija board spells out WHAT'S UP GAYLORD and I'm like is there really no one else in the spirit realm besides my grandma?"