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Joke of the Day

"Behind every successful man is a woman. This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long..."

"How is a woman like a condom? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!"

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry Ben is in a coma"

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"

"What do a weather man and a fat penis doctor have in common? They are both meteorologists. (Works better spoken)"

"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"

"btw, my linkedin endorsements for ""Dreamweaver"" are for me singing the song Dreamweaver and not for using that software"

"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""

"What's similar between drinking American beer and screwing in in a canoe? They're both fucking near water"

"<a pigeon with a message lands on my arm> NEW ARM WHO DIS"