193911

Joke of the Day

"Are you a car with the windows rolled up on a scorching hot summer day? Because I want to put a baby inside you."

"I was going to throw an earth day party But I forgot to planet."

"What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy? A Spaghetto."

"What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to? Getting into a bit of a .tiff!"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common? Both were caught with their finger in the dyke."

"I just got fired from my job at the fruit market. I was driving people bananas."

"How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"

"I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert I'm guaranteed to find water."