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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice."

"The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders... I wonder if they called it his ""Miracle Whip""?"

"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."

"If the women with big boobs work at hooters... where do the women with only one leg work? Ihop."

"after a long day of respecting women I like 2 sit down and ponder how I'm goin 2 respect them the next day"

"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."

"What's ET short for? His stupid little legs."

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."

"I was reading that dogs can successfully sniff out cancer in humans. Now I'm worried that I've got testicular cancer."