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Joke of the Day
"I fucking hate gravity It keeps pulling me down"
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"*interrupts your baby's first words* ""IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."""
"What did one bum cheek say to the other? After all that shit we're still together."
"A fat man is in the kitchen preparing vegetables The guest asks ""Are you cutting?"" ""No, I'm not."" ""You should be."""
"My doctor says I have oppositional-defiant disorder. But he's wrong, so fuck him!"
"What do you call the hair between your grandmas boobs? Her vagina..."
"What does R. Kelly tell little girls on Halloween? Urine for a treat!"
"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."
"But you wouldn't understand it I'd Tell you a Reverse Joke"
"Me and my family are always drinking alcohol when we get together What can I say, it's in our blood."