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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an incredibly flexible chicken with an alien wristwatch? Bent Hen."
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"Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room."
"How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly."
"A guaranteed way to make a hormone... Don't pay her..."
"Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an airplane"
"My wife came back really upset from her doctor's appointment -What did he say my love? -He said we cannot have sex for at least a month... -How that? -He is on vacation in Barbados for a month..."
"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"
"I don't wear a watch. I DECIDE what time it is."
"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""
"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."