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Joke of the Day

"If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared."

"I like my men like I like my coffee... Nowhere near my vagina. A little lesbian humor....I'm not gay I just couldn't resist....too good :)"

"Bong hits bring all the cheetos to my jaw, and it's like, nom nom nom nom."

"How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba? Infidel Castro"

"Socialist jokes are the best. Everyone gets them."

"Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said: ""You're a lot like a math exam."" I replied ""Why? Because I'm long and hard?"" She said, ""No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."""

"Why did the condom go flying through the air? ... It got pissedoff."

"Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !"

"Just recently sold all my dead batteries free of charge"

"Hermione Granger: What can I wear that won't make me look fat? Ronald Weasley: An invisibility cloak"