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Joke of the Day
"Who is modern fiction's most notorious serial killer? George R. R. Martin."
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"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."
"All I'm saying is if I'm not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign."
"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to shit yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."
"I'm against cloning. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam and Adam and Adam."
"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."
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"Stephen Hawking masturbating Now there's a stroke of genius"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken..."