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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg"
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"Someone called me lazy today... I almost replied."
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"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""