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Joke of the Day

"My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette. Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore."

"Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader."

"Where do grasshoppers eat? At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up."

"The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, ""Those aren't buoys"""

"The sun is so self centered... It acts like the world revolves around it."

"The best pirate joke... ...is the one you don't have to tell. Sincerely, a ninja."

"The photo technician got caught masterbating to people's photos They charged him with ""indecent exposure"""

"It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane"

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children? Want to buy a piece of candy?"

"A very large woman was walking her dog... and as she walked by I said ""nice pig,"" she looked at me with a puzzled face and said ""that's no pig, it's my dog."" I replied with ""I was talking to the dog."""