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Joke of the Day
"Sorry about all the typos lately, gays."
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"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."
"Every time I think I've got the perfect family they escape."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroking Off!"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Slap a nipple on it."
"If a dog is on a submarine..... Is it a Subwoofer?"
"Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine."
"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."