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Joke of the Day
"Sorry about all the typos lately, gays."
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"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"
"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."
"i always wear this epi pen its rly special. my friend gave it to me literally as he was dying it seemed very important to him that i have it"
"Have you heard the joke about the three rats? It was cheesy"
"Why can't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards."
"In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation."
"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"
"""I hate confrontation"" ""No, you don't"""