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Joke of the Day
"hey i just met you and this is crazy but i'm your mom now you small weak baby"
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"After every one of Benedict Cumberbatch's lines in DR. STRANGE, turn to your neighbor & say ""I guess that's why they call him Dr. Strange"""
"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."
"Why did the imgurian cross the road? To get the meme on the other side"
"33, Male, Jerusalem. You?"
"If I had a nickel for every GEICO commercial I've ever seen, I could buy us all car insurance."
"Have you seen the photo of me and REM? That's me in the corner."
"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."
"The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind."
"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."