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Joke of the Day
"Im not sure who named the Gregorian calender ,probably some guy called Greg. Or Ian."
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"I burnt 1200 calories yesterday! Forgot to take the pizza out of the oven..."
"My voicemail greeting is just me strangling a cat while reading bible passages."
"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."
"An orchestra concert is no place for a child. Sometimes there's intense violins"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Silent"
"*watches TV* GET AN ANONYMOUS ONLINE QUOTE NOW! *logs on* ""You're a giant idiot and your parents are very disappointed in you"" - Anonymous"
"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"
"How do you disappoint a redditor? <removed>"
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath."