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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep? Microphones!"

"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."

"Drunk texts are only fun if you're the one sending them. With that said, I'm having a blast right now."

"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"

"I like a good dark joke, because a bad one isn't funny."

"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fell out of a window"

"HOBOSEXUAL A hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship to avoid becoming homeless."

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow? Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub."

"Friend: Don't come on too strong is my dating tip. [At the restaurant] Her: Can you pass the salt, please? Me: Sorry, it's too heavy."