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Joke of the Day

"Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said ""Care to make this interesting?"" And I said ""Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"""

"Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell? They weren't invented yet."

"Body: All done? Brain: All done. Body: goodnight Brain: goodnight Body: Brain: Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude"

"An ice bucket challenge ... But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school."

"what do my ex and my toilet have in common? They both keep bringing up old shit"

"I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, ""No, just till the end of June""."

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" -New York's most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter"

"My apathy is at an all time whatever."

"I was going to go camping for vacation... But I think it's too in tents for me..."

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"